Blondie believes in Santa Claus - who else would bring a check for $100 on a reindeer? And to thank him, can you imagine, she wants it like a New Year's Eve bitch! If I were him, I certainly wouldn't say no - and for my bucks, too. So she worked her mouth off for the full amount! And dessert on the tongue is free!
The chick decided to teach Russian to her classmates. Good for her. What's the best way to make the words memorable? Our chicks have a way - show them on their own bodies. Woo-ha-ha, that's why foreigners know our words well - motivation is cool!